knock knock jokes

Briefly, before the jokes.....I sang at my second Open Mic this week and it went good.
The house trio was not the best......but they were okay. The usual trio was at a gig with the Shirells (current performers using the name).
I really look forward to the trio coming back to the club where the open mic was.
Yup.

Here are the jokes.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.



Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken



Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See?
You've forgotten me already!

The Quantum Zone

Days and days and more days.
Lifting up the hours to the moments to the now

Hearing the sounds. Seeing the people. Feeling the textures of it all.

Being in a life.

Freeing of a limit.

Moving into the knowing of .......... it

I went to listen to more music.

I was restless and nothing was helping, so I went off to catch a band of women who were performing that night.

The Barefoot Nellies.

http://www.barefootnellies.com/?page_id=2

Five women who took turns singing songs and playing

mandolin
guitar
stand up bass
banjo
fiddle

It was really just the thing for the night. Fine music, good selection of songs, good crowd watching, easy parking.

Health and Happiness

Let me ruminate on two things that start with the letter H.

Health and happiness.

Health is really something we often take for granted until its gone. Health is such a wonderful thing. It helps us cope with daily life and helps us function in an optimal way.

Happiness also is something we take for granted until its gone. It is a wonderful thing. It helps us enjoy daily life and helps us function in an optimal way.

Yes.

H & H.

May you, my reading friend be the recipient of both H and H.

: )

Oh! And tonight's dinner is leftover roasted Costco Chicken, baked potatos, baked sweet potato fries, brocolli, salad and falafel balls for the vegetarian in the family.

Images to ponder

a man-made glacier

a dog with soul

Long In the Tooth

Aren't teeth wonderful?

Definition

phi·los·o·pher

(fi-los-i-fer)
n.
1. A student of or specialist in philosophy.
2. A person who lives and thinks according to a particular philosophy.
3. A person who is calm and rational under any circumstances.
[Middle English philosophre, from alteration of Old French philosophe, from Latin philosophus, from Greek philosophos, lover of wisdom, philosopher : philo-, philo- + sophi, knowledge, learning.]
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The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2003. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
philosopher
Noun
1. a person who studies philosophy
2. a person who remains calm and stoical in the face of difficulties or disappointments